Jeter buying a bigger house for Minka’s Breasts

Strange year so far. First Tom Brady falls and now Jeter follows suit. The two men I’ve thought, when it came to dating, were the greatest minds since Stephen Hawking (e.g. changing women more often than dirty socks.) have apparently been seduced by the dark-side of dating, aka monogamy. If this msnbc.com story is true,  then Jeter and Minka Kelly are looking for a house in Los Angeles since her tiny apartment is big enough for her, Jeter and her greatest assets. Minka is absolutely gorgeous, but I sure hope Jeter fully understands the opportunity cost. A bad marriage can make your life seem really long.