2008 Bhut Jolokia Awards
As we are about to flip the calendar on another year here at Freejose.com, we bring you the Bhut Jolokia Awards. What’s a Bhut Jolokia? It is the world hottest chile pepper; ten times hotter than a Habanero. Since we have the hottest girls, there was really no other choice. And now, the first envelope please… and the winner is:
Paris Hilton Award (Most likely to leak a sex tape): Heidi Montag
Amber Brkich Award (Reality TV): Lauren Conrad
Anna Kournikova Award (Athlete): Leryn Franco
Anne Heche Award (Fake Lesbianism): Lindsay Lohan
Salma Hayek Award (Cleavage): Scarlett Johansson
Stifler’s Mom Award (MIFL): Brooke Burke
Jennifer Connelly Award (Brains and Beauty): Heather Nauert
Christine Dolce Award (Random MySpace Hottie): Miranda from San Diego
Dick Cheney Defibrillator Award (Most likely to induce cardiac arrest during sex): Megan Fox
Jill Arrington Award (Sideline Reporter): Erin Andrews
Lauren Michelle Hill Award (Playboy Playmate): Valerie Mason
Sarah Palin Award (Politician): Sarah Palin
Shania Twain Award (Singer): Chantelle Paige
Dana Hamm Award (Contacts freejose.com and likes the site.): Alyssa LeBlanc
Johnny Cochran Litigation Award (Contacts freejose.com with threats from attorneys):
Too Numerous To Mention.
Angelina Jolie Award (Sexiest): Adriana Lima
Jenna Jameson Award (Porn Star): Ashlynn Brooke
Melissa Berry Award (Lingerie Football Player): Melissa Berry
And finally, on a serious note:
The Bettie Page Memorial Award (Rest In Peace): Bettie Page
