Mini-Me Ranae Shrider Sex Tape

There is crazy. There is extremely crazy. There is transcendent crazy. And then there is a Mini-Me sex tape scandal. Seriously.

From TMZ:

“Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit, claiming TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his sex tape.”

Now I’ve always read that Verne did pretty well for himself, even bedding a couple of Playboy Playmates. I think that’s fantastic and more power to him; but I don’t want to see it under any circumstances.

And let’s not forgot Ranae Shrider. She is the girl in the video. One can only also assume she is the one that stole the tape and sold it to the same guy that marketed the Paris Hilton video. She claims to be an aspiring model, but I’ll be the first to suggest that whatever money you got from the tape should be invested in a rhinoplasty as soon as possible.