Lindsay gets naked. Scarlett and Natalie Kiss.

Read that headline again. Non-photoshopped pics of Lindsay Lohan nude? And Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman kissing on the red carpet in Berlin? Really? Seriously? I don’t remember hot young starlet stories of such caliber breaking like this on the same day ever. But it is true.

New York Magazine got Lindsay Lohan naked to recreate the Marilyn Monroe classic photos called “The Last Sitting.” Even though Lindsay has been a train wreck the past few years, we’ve always found her to be gorgeous and she doesn’t disappoint. Her body is amazing. So without further adu (who talks like that?), Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting.”

Yeah, it was a tough decision which story gets top billing. But naked beats kissing every time. Normally this would get 72pt font headlines but on such a remarkable day it needs to share a twin billing. Check out this story in the DailyMail, Boleyn hot: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson share a red carpet kiss. Natalie even closes her eyes as she goes in for the kill! This is Male Fantasy #542 actually coming to fruition.

Is this really Monday? Am I really awake? Or have I died and gone to twenty-something starlet soft-core porno heaven?