Playboy 25 Sexiest Celebrities
Shameless Self-Promotion Division
Sara Jean Underwood
The Girls Next Door: Holly, Bridget, and Kendra
No Brainers Division
(aka safe picks because every list picks them division)
Angelina Jolie
Carmen Electra
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson
Denise Richards
Alicia Keys
Beyonce
Vida Guerra
Christina Aguilera
Tyra Banks
Monica Belluci
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Biel
Eva Mendes
Paris Hilton Division
(aka talentless slut who can’t even make a good leaked sex tape division)
Pseudo-Celebrity Division
(aka playboy cover girls so we’ll throw them a bone.)
Adrianne Curry
Cindy Margolis
Vida Guerra
Clinging to the Past Division
(aka this is 2008, not 1998, division)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Rose McGowan
Pamela Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Jenny McCarthy Division
(aka Yes, she was a Playmate but this isn’t a mercy selection like Pam Anderson because Jenny is still smokin hot Division)
And finally,
You have got to be fucking kidding me Division
(aka ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!)
FreeJose’s Glaring Omissions Division
Megan Fox
Hayden Panettiere
Adriana Lima
Alessandra Ambrosio
Lindsay Lohan (Yes, she is crazy. But unlike Britney she still looks great.)