Meg White Sex Tape?

There is a video floating around allegedly of the voluptuous White Stripes drummer, Meg White, having sex with some random dude.

Here it is (Obviously, NSFW): http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZZYWYDY4

I watched it. (OK, I watched it twice - I’m feeling lonely today.) I say its legit for a couple reasons:

1. It sure looks like Meg White. You get a really got look at her and I’d say it is 99% match.

2. The 1% of uncertainty is mitigated by the fact that the White Stripes recently canceled their tour for the rest of the year due to Meg White suffering from “acute anxiety.” Considering Meg White is very shy and rarely does any talking, I’d say that a graphic sex tape would be a leading candidate for making her anxiety rather acute.

UPDATE (9/25/07):  A spokesperson for the White Stripes officially denied that the girl in the video is Meg White.  But since PR people are professional liars (”You talked to Coppinger, Frank?  Did you delouse?  The man’s a professional liar.”) that really doesn’t change anything.  I’ll stick with the allegedly tag and let you decide.