Kim Kardashian’s Ass Gets a Reality Show on E!

In an unprecedented move, even for the E! Network (And that’s really saying something), Kim Kardashian has gotten ever own reality show to fill the slot vacated by the recently canceled “The Simple Life”. What the hell are they thinking?

If Paris Hilton is considered a fraud celebrity because she is famous for being famous, and I would agree, what does that make Kim? She is simply a Paris groupie, or was until they broke up because Paris was jealous of Kim’s sex tape. That’s quite funny to write but it is true - Paris didn’t want to lose the attention. Well, as it turns out, Kim’s sex tape was even worse than Paris’!

Seriously, the only thing Kim’s has going for her is absurdly sculpted ass. I’ll be the first to admit it is amazing. But I see pictures of her ass everyday on the internet. Literally. Every day. Why the hell would I watch a TV show just to see the same ass where I might actually have to hear her speak about stupid random crap that would distract and annoy me?  Makes no sense to me.

If that show even makes it past the pilot, I say it doesn’t last 5 episodes before it get canceled.