Kimberly Bell in Playboy

Barry Bonds’ former mistress, Kimberly Bell, is going to do a spread and interview in the November issue of Playboy. I find this a little ridiculous for a couple reasons:

She is 37 and not even remotely Playboy-caliber hot. I’m sure after the airbrushing/photo-shopping she will look OK, but just OK should not be the acceptable for a nude celebrity layout. Not much online currently but here is the best I could find:

They are going overplaying the “girl with info about steroids in baseball” hand. We’ve all seen Jessica Canseco. Jessica Canseco could easily pass for a Playmate. Kimberly Bell is no Jessica Canseco.