Katee Holmes Porn Star

A new porn star is going to use the name “Katee Holmes” and the real Katie Holmes is not happy about it.

“It’s a really cheap shot,” a rep for the actress, who’s married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six.

Whatever. Get over it. Since Katie’s career is finished due to her overbearing husband, Xenu, maybe new Katee can pick up where old Katie left off.

It is a great marketing idea but here is where it goes from humorous to absurd. Katee Holmes is claiming to be a virgin:

“I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured it was the best place for me to lose my virginity.”

Yeah, right. That’s the most hollow claim since Lindsay Lohan said she stopped drinking.

Sources: nypost.com, avn.com