Britney Goes Milli Vanilli

People is reporting Britney Spears had some technical difficulties during her work-out-the-kinks mini-tour:

Like the series of concerts she performed at other House of Blues clubs in Southern California and Las Vegas, Spears proceeded to lip-synch a medley of older hits – but this time she experience a glitch: at one point the background track skipped, forcing Spears to improvise by turning her head away from the audience as the song got back on track.

I think it is riot she got caught lip-syncing but of course anyone at that show wouldn’t care. They are still drinking the Britney Kool-Aid and saying her sloppy body is sexy again. How about, no? It is so not.

But the larger point that really confuses me is the purpose of these shows if she is not really singing. Is this supposed to be good PR? Are people supposed to believe Britney is back because she shows up at small nightclubs with her gut hanging out and lip-sync? If you are a singer, shouldn’t singing be the most important thing to be work the kinks out of? That would like Roger Clemens runnings laps around the field while a pitching machine was firing baseballs over homeplate during his minor league starts. How is this helping her?

If she really can’t sing anymore then she’s done. Sorry Britney. Stick a fork in yourself. Then wash, rinse, and repeat if necessary.

Source: people.com