Tara Reid Not Totally Skanky

Tara Reid is definitely looking better these days. Of course, better is a relative term. Even after all that follow-up surgery to fix the Tijuana boob-job and tummy tuck, she still isn’t quite right. I haven’t seen boobs drooping over a stomach like that since my eighth grade French teacher.

However, considering the train wreck she has been for the past five years, this is a major upgrade. She looks cute again. She just needs to lose the crazy implants. Why can’t you just take them out like Nicole Eggert did? Is it just not possible to throw in the towel and start from scratch?

I’m a simple man. I just want the original American Pie Tara Reid back. I think a lot of people forget just how sexy she was when she first hit the scene. Like this:

That’s stellar. She was a total babe. And may be it is lost forever, but maybe not. I bet Dr Phillip Schlotkin can get Tara her old boobs back.