Lindsay Lohan On Top of Maxim Hot 100 2007

I’m not sure who she shagged to get the #1 ranking, but shame on you - whoever you are. Recent pictures of Lindsay in her bikini are certainly outstanding but she isn’t the hottest girl. Top 10 because she is definitely sexy, very famous and huge gossip fonder? OK. But #1? Not on my watch.

You can see the full list of all the girls on one page complete with pictures here: Maxim Hot 100 2007.

A few quick thoughts:

I would have picked Jessica Biel. She has taken her body to a new level of greatness in the past year. I know Scarlett is a hot ticket item, but this isn’t even debatable.

Megan Fox should never be as low as 18 again. Once “Transformers” makes her a household name (Guys don’t watch “Hope and Faith“), she moves up to the top ten where she belongs.

Nine years ago I would have Cameron Diaz (19) at #1. (Yes, “There’s Something about Mary” was released in 1998. I feel very old right now.) But in 2007? No way she gets a top 100 ranking. She looks awful these days. Cameron hit the wall like a Kennedy driving at 4am.

Carmen Electra (28) has been so sexy for so long that she is taken for granted now. She deserves a lot better than 28.

Ashley Olsen (37). Forget that she hasn’t been attractive since she turned 18. You don’t separate the Olsen Twins. There is no formal law against it (I believe Bush vetoed the last Olsen bill), but you just don’t do it. They might as well be conjoined at this point.

Katharine McPhee (47), Alessandra Ambrosio (51), Adriana Lima (53) and Evangeline Lilly (68) aren’t even in the top 40. Are you out of your fucking mind?

Haylie Duff (89) is the ugliest girl every to grace the cover of Maxim. There I said it. I honestly can’t believe she made this list. Who exactly thinks she is remotely attractive? She is gross. Geddy Lee laughs at her nose.

Perhaps the biggest question: Where in the world is Hayden Panettiere? She is not popular or attractive or anything so I’m sure it was just a simple mistake. What were you people thinking? And it is not because she is only 17. Mandy Moore and Kim Smith were only 17 in 2001. It isn’t a felony to print her name on a list of attractive people.