Shiny Happy Sex Scenes

After reading that crazy, disturbing story about Lindsay Lohan getting her leg cut off sex scene, I needed to report on some happy sex scenes to make me feel better. As luck would have it, there is some great news on that front.

Supermodel Rachel Hunter is going play a lesbian with sexy Leisha Hailey in a movie called “La Cucina.” Nice.

And in the role that Lindsay backed out of because of contract issues, Keira Knightly is having tons of on-screen lesbian sex with the UK version of Lindsay, Sienna Miller, for the movie “The Best Time of Our Lives.” From Keira:

“There are plenty of sex scenes in the book, so the adaptation is true to its source. I think soon, people are going to insist I keep my clothes on!

Ummm, don’t hold your breathe waiting for that outcry, Keira. I don’t care if she has no breasts to speak of; she is gorgeous and sexy as hell.

Ahhh, now I feel much better.