Paris Hilton Gets Jail Time

Next project for Paris is going to be “What I Did on My Summer Vacation”. A biopic about spending 45 days in the luxurious Century Regional Detention Facility.

This is the really simple life. Eat, sleep, lift weights, make license plates, pick up garbage on the side of the road, and get sexually assaulted by butch lesbians in the shower.

Foxnews.com has a great quote from her plea for leniency:

“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

Spoken like a true moron with a 2nd grade reading level. I bet her SATs looked like bowling scores. And, of course, this was after she showed up 15 minutes late.

On the bright side, a disgustingly high percentage of the U.S. prison population has herpes. So Paris has that going for her.