25 Hottest Jennifers of 2007
April 27th, 2007 Comments | Permalink | Del.icio.us | Digg25. Jennifer Garner
Played Sydney Bristow on the show Alias. Married to no-talent, doucebag Ben Affleck.
Been in four movies collectively seen by ten living people. But she is working on it.
23. Jennifer Miriam
Playboy Playmate March 1997.
Pro Pool Player. {Insert obligatory bad joke about long, smooth shaft and hard balls here.}
21. Jennifer Lopez
She’s J. Lo, bitch!
20. Jennifer Flavin
Former model. Married to Sly Stallone.
Self-proclaimed Bikini Supermodel. (I like it. We need more bikini supermodels. Stat!)
18. Jennifer Ellison
British soap opera actress and glamour model.
17. Jennifer LeRoy
Playboy Playmate February 1993.
16. Jennifer Lyons
Has played the hot girl in lots of TV shows and movies including a stripper in “Desperate Housewives” and “Malcolm in the Middle.”
15. Jennifer Aniston
Most famous as Rachel in “Friends” but did her best work in “Office Space.”
Stacey on “Spin City” and the required relatively anonymous, hot guest star on a bunch of other shows.
13. Jennifer Korbin
Actress, Model and Playboy Cybergirl *NSFW.
Playboy Playmate August 1993.
11. Jennifer Sterger
Became an internet phenom after getting caught on camera during an FSU football game. Known as the FSU Cowgirl and Facebook Princess. Has appeared in Maxim and Playboy. Writes for SI.com
Dr. Allison Cameron on “House M.D.“
Jungle girl Veronica Layton on “The Lost World.” Guest starred as the hot blonde on a ton of other shows.
Playboy Playmate July 1999.
Aussie model and Miss Universe 2004.
Playboy Playmate August 2001.
Bikini model and a short term temp on the “Price Is Right.”
Famous for roles in “Party of Five” and the “I Know What You Did Last Summer” horror films. Arguably the best breasts in Hollywood until young Scarlett Johansson stole the title.
Playboy Playmate September 1996.
Famous for being the girlfriend of mediocre tennis player James Blake. That’s it. Sitting in the stands looking good got her in Maxim, and that got here at #2. Kind of weird, huh?
And coming in at #1…
If looking to genetically engineer the perfect woman, this is where I would start. She has been a star since childhood going from “Labyrinth”, to one of the best marketing campaigns of all-time with her riding the mechanical horse in the wife-beater for “Career Opportunities”, the gut-wrenching “Requiem for a Dream”, and reaching the apex of her craft with an Oscar winning performance in “A Beautiful Mind.”What about brains, you say? Jennifer is MENSA material having done undergraduate studies at both Yale and Standford. She could kill a yak with her mind bullets.
Last, but not absolutely least, she is so freakin beautiful is not even funny. Really, just incredible. And the best part of all this is that she is naked on screen as much as accomplished actress in the history of film. Who is better than her?
May 8th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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