Lindsay Lohan MySpace Hacked

Back when I was a working stiff, my manager told me a valuable piece of advice:

Never write what you can say. Never say what you can imply.

Guess no one ever told that to Lindsay Lohan (or maybe she was drunk at the time).

The following emails allegedly come from her secret MySpace Account and there is reportedly a lot more to follow soon. If we are to believe these are real, which they probably are, then Lindsay and Paris and Shanna Moakler are certain to be nominated for Pultizers any day now. Eloquence is the first word that comes to mind after reading this lovely prose.

NOTE: The language is very salty and very NSFW.

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Here is a quote from the hacker:

“OFF THE RECORD . I WAS EMAILED BY HER CAMP DEMANDING THAT I DELETE EVERYTHING AND WILL BE SUED IF THE WEBSITE IS OPENED . LESLIE SLOANE ZELNICK MENTIONED SHE IS MAKING A STATEMENT TOMORROW STATING HER CLIENT NEVER HAD A MYSPACE/EMAIL/BLACKBERRY ACCOUNT . GOOD LUCK WITH THAT , THE SITE WILL BE READY BY 4/20 AT THE EARLIEST . HACKER310″