Jessica Biel dominates the Oscars

Forget who actually took home a trophy - though I am glad that Scorsese finally got one. He didn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Susan Lucci. But I digress. The real battle is fought on the red carpet, and Jessica Biel stole the show with a purple number that showed off her buff body and barely covered her amazing breasts.

Holy crap is she good looking. (I know that’s not a revelation but when you see a girl so gorgeous that the only thing you can manage to semi-coherently mutter is “DAMN….” it is worth mentioning.) Here are some of the other highlights.