Britney’s Wig and Brady’s Baby

I don’t know why Britney just can’t stay home and ride this depression thing out. Does she have to be out constantly even though she have more money than the Queen of England and two small children at home? Really? Seriously?

Apparently, the answer is a resounding YES. Britney was out alright - sporting an AWFUL blond wig. WTF? That’s the worst wig I’ve ever seen. That’s the kind of a wig that a 300lbs frat slob would wear at Halloween party as part of a Goldilocks costume. Even the Hasty Pudding “Let’s all dress up girls” crew would never sink that low.

Lord have Mercy. Christ have Mercy. This is not going to end well.

And topping today’s not ending well category: Bridget Moynahan has announced that she is pregnant and Tom Brady is the father. Considering that they broke up three months ago and Tom has now moved onto Gisele, I’m sure he is thrilled.

This leaves us to ponder two questions:

1. Did Gisele know? The article says Brady knew so I wonder if he told her. They are vacationing in Paris right now and if this is breaking news to Gisele it could make things a little uncomfortable.

2. How long before Howard K. Stern announces that he is the father?