Paris Hilton Vegas Birthday Bash

Paris Hilton is having a typically low key birthday party at the Hard Rock in Vegas on Saturday night during the NBA All-Star Weekend.  Just a few friends no one has ever heard of like Nicky Hilton, Fergie, Jenna Jameson, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Elisha Cuthbert, Scott Storch, Fat Joe, and Snoop Dog.  *Yawn*

P.S. Fuck - I wish I could go.