Kim Kardashian Superstar

Kim Kardashian is hardly a household name. Among the people that do recognize her name, she is known for two things:

1) Daughter of O.J. Simpson friend and attorney, the late Robert Kardashian.

2) Friend of Paris Hilton.
Well, starting February 28th, Kim is going to be know to much larger audience in far more intimate detail.

Here is what we know:

Vivid Entertainment has purchased the 30 minute video of Kim and Ray J (don’t worry - I’ve never heard of this guy either) for one million dollars. You’ll be able to buy it in stores and at vivid.com and kimksuperstar.com. Price has not been announced. You can view a trailer but first you need to submit your email. Just get a hotmail account and use that. I did, but I haven’t received the email yet - I’m guessing the site is just getting hammered right now.

Here is what we think:

Kim is absolutely good-looking. Far more so than her infamous and skanky BFF. She has some serious womanly curves. From the frames posted on the kimksuperstar website, the video looks to be very good quality. These are very good things.
Here is what we’ve heard:

Watersports. Like Dave Chappelle doing R Kelly kind of watersports. Hardcore, man. Fucking hardcore.

Update: TMZ is reporting that the final released version will not contain the infamous golden shower. That’s probably for the best, actually.
For those who can’t wait until the end of the month to get a taste of Kim, here are some photos: