Jessica Biel Naked Powder Blue

The day of reckoning is finally at hand. If you find the interwebz slowed to a crawl today, this is why. Jessica Biel has FINALLY gotten naked and shown her perfect breasts to the free peoples. But that’s really an understatement of the highest order.
Jessica Biel is not just topless. In Powder Blue, Jessica Biel plays a stripper. Therefore she is topless and gyrating around in full stripper mode that includes pouring candle wax on her nipples. Read that sentence again. That sounds some perverted last request from a hormonal teenage boy to the Make-A-Wish foundation, right? Yet it is very real, friends. Methinks next stop — Playboy. But that’s jumping ahead. Let’s cherish the here and now. Enjoy.


